PILLOW
TALK
(c) 1994
by Jeffrey H. Baer
Sylvia bounced down the
stairs onto the platform as an F train thundered into the station. She rushed through the crowd, barely
reaching me when the subway doors opened.
We were lucky to get the last two seats in the car. "Hello, sweetie," she said,
hooking her arm around mine.
"Hi. That hundred-meter dash looked like the end
of a bad day."
"You're right,"
she said. "Today was insane. Barbara started in when she walked through
the door--`Sylvia, where is your forecast for the next three months? Where's your list of new advertisers? Why weren't you at your desk?' I'm glad I don't have a window in my
office."
"You don't have an
office. You have a cubicle."
"I'm still glad I
don't have a window. Jesus--what a
day." She shook her head and let
her long black hair fly. She resembled
a model in a shampoo commercial who swings her hair back and forth to show how
well the stuff works. "So--what's
for dinner?"
I gave the subway car a
glance from end to end. No one was
struck by the sight of us. "I
don't know. What are we having?"
She fixed her eyes on me
and tilted her head down. "Excuse
me? It's your turn, kiddo."
I chuckled and kissed her
cheek. Still no response from the other
passengers. Thank God. "Well...we could have eggplant."
"Nope. We have none left over. Try again."
"All right. How about lasagna?"
Her face lit up. "Sounds good. You're on a real Italian binge lately."
"Not really. It's just easy to make."
"You're lazy."
"Uh-huh. It's also Friday. I could order in if I want to."
She laughed and put her
head on my shoulder, locking her fingers in mine. I like it when she falls asleep on me. It's the only intimate thing we get away with on the subway.
The train rattled through
the tunnel between Manhattan and Queens.
The car was packed; the other commuters read, talked, slept, or even
sewed. Everyone wants to get on the
express trains, but the E and F are notoriously overcrowded. Sometimes things are so tense fights break
out. I was involved once or twice, something
that would make me drive into Manhattan.
Sylvia, however, convinced me otherwise.
Most commuters packed off
at Roosevelt Avenue-Jackson Heights. I
looked around again when the train started rolling. A fiftyish woman at a window seat watched our reflection in the
window. I caught her stare as the train
passed between Grand and Woodhaven. She
went back to her book, but she was at it again as the train raced out of the
63rd Drive station. I pulled out a
piece of paper from my jacket pocket, unfolded it and turned it the wrong way
so she read it in the glass:
IS THERE
ANY PROBLEM?
The woman sighed heavily
and buried her face in her hand, guilty as hell. She got off with everyone else at the Forest Hills station. I chalked up another victory.
"You didn't," she said, scooping a forkful of lasagna
into her lovely mouth.
I nodded.
"I ought to rip that thing to shreds. Do you have to embarrass people like
that?"
"They're already embarrassed. Why do you think they stare at us, Syl?"
She took a swig of soda.
"Why do you care what they think?"
"I don't care.
That's the whole point."
For an instant she seemed
helpless and lost, as if she tried to talk to someone who only spoke Russian. But she just rolled her tired eyes.
After dinner I strolled
over to the living room window. Our
apartment has a lovely view of the Interboro Parkway, New York City's most
treacherous highway. It has four lanes
and more twists and turns than a Sidney Sheldon novel. We take it for our monthly trips into
Brooklyn for dinner with my in-laws, as we would do tomorrow. I memorized the turns, but I still wouldn't
drive on it with my eyes closed.
Sylvia switched on the
stereo and selected the CD player.
"Whatcha looking at?" she said, dropping a disc into the
carriage.
"Nothing—now,” I said. Sylvia cued the CD to the next-to-last
song. A gently thumping beat surrounded
by sparse instrumentation flowed from the speakers. It was a 1973 tune called "Pillow Talk," by a woman
billed as, of all things, Sylvia. We
stepped into the living room and began a slow dance.
We were only nine years old
when the song, about a woman seducing a heavily inhibited
fellow, was a hit.
Sylvia—my wife—still loves it to this day. I never heard it much because my parents, who found it
disgusting, changed the station when they heard the opening notes.
The singer's low, breathy
voice and the steamy lyrics could reduce any man to a puddle of hormones. But when my wife sings it, it's more like a
spiritual seduction. Instead of making
me want to strip off my clothes, she strips me of my troubles. Both of us, the stereo and our apartment are
the only things on Earth for four minutes.
My wife has a beautiful singing voice, and she looks deep into my eyes
when she sings it.
Toward the end, the singer
goes into a bout of sound effects that leave little to the imagination. Sylvia, however, doesn't groan along—we’re
too busy kissing at that point. When
the song ends, she starts the CD over and we dance to the other soul ballads,
serenading each other. Man—what a way
to start the weekend.
"Hi, folks."
"Hi, Dad," Sylvia
said to her father. She kissed him and
disappeared inside.
"Hi, James," I
said, shaking his hand. Calling anyone
else but my own father "Dad" was a little awkward. James understood, as did his wife Andrea.
The smell of rib steak
wafted through their apartment.
"It's almost done," Andrea called from the kitchen. "It should be another minute or
so."
We sat down at the table as
Andrea prepared the gravy. "Those
kids bother you again?" James asked.
"Is the Pope
Catholic?" Sylvia replied. "You'd think we know what to expect,
and we'd ignore them."
"What happened this
time?"
"They mouthed off to
us. But Tom gave them hell like I never
heard." She latched onto my
shoulder and shook me affectionately.
"Yeah, well, they were
just kids. I don't think I should’ve
said anything," I said.
"Don't be silly,"
Andrea said. "They don’t respect
for themselves if they shoot off their mouths at you. So you don't have to respect them either."
"That's right,"
James said. "They always get in
trouble. They won't amount to a damn
thing if they grow up. You go on with
your lives and savor your little victory." He chuckled, and we laughed in return.
The dinner was phenomenal. Andrea is a super cook, but she outdid
herself this time. Sylvia, also an
excellent cook, says she never spent enough time in the kitchen with her
mother. Andrea lights up at that.
After dinner we gathered
around the Nintendo--a gift from Alex, the Daytons' son. They were reluctant to use it at first, but
one day James hooked it up and bought a couple of games. He now has a small library of sports
cartridges. He challenged me to play
one evening, and since then it's become a tradition. I never played sports well as a kid, but on the Nintendo I can
hold my own and sometimes beat him.
Sylvia roots as if she were at the stadium; Andrea watches for an hour
or so, then takes care of other chores.
Everyone should have
parents like the Daytons. Early on they
regarded me with skepticism, as any good parent would. They were especially wary of the obvious
differences between their daughter and me, but time and understanding softened
things between us. We look forward to
these Saturday gatherings; given the pressures Sylvia and I deal with, we could
use more of them. (As for my family,
let's just say I made my decision and now must live with it.)
At 10 o'clock we said good
night to the Daytons. We walked to
Eastern Parkway, staying out of the dimmer areas along the sidewalk. We never find parking near the Daytons'
brownstone; we usually wind up three blocks from Utica Avenue on the service
road.
I'm not sure about Sylvia,
but I'm scared to walk through this neighborhood at night. I always grope in my pocket for the car
keys. But this night I pulled them out
two blocks away—and caught Sylvia's attention. "What's with your keys?" she asked sharply.
"I'm gonna try an
experiment," I fumbled. "I
want to see how far we have to be before I disarm the car."
Sylvia rolled her eyes
again. She didn't press the issue.
I probably looked stupid,
playing with the arming device, as we walked down the street. Thankfully, a block away I heard the
chirp—followed by a hideous roar. We
stumbled backwards and crashed to the sidewalk. When we looked up, an orange fireball replaced our car where it
was parked.
"Name, please."
"Tom and Sylvia
Wyckoff," Sylvia replied. She gave
the policewoman the personal information in a shaky voice. I couldn't speak.
Eventually she turned to me. It took every ounce of strength to tell the
story, but I gave her the details.
"All right," she
said , jotting something down. "Do
you have any idea who rigged your car?"
And then it hit me. "Those damn kids."
The policewoman looked
baffled. "Can you describe
them?"
Sylvia obliged, then said,
"Where would they get something to blow up our car?"
"I don't know,
ma'am. They must know someone. But you and your husband are very
lucky. We think they rigged your car with
something called C-4. Nasty
stuff."
Sylvia and I stared at each
other for a long time. "Are you
all right?" the officer said.
"Yeah, we're
okay," I said, snapping out of my stupor.
"Do you have a place
to stay tonight?"
We nodded.
"Get yourselves
there. We'll get on this as soon as
possible."
"Thank you,
officer," we mumbled.
We threaded though the
crowd and returned to the Daytons'.
Their sleeper sofa was uncomfortable, but that was the least of our
worries.
Sunday afternoon we boarded
the 3 train at Utica Avenue and took it to 14th Street in Manhattan, where we
caught the Queens-bound F. During the
ride I stared out the window while Sylvia slept soundly on my shoulder. The other riders were sparse, but we still
drew stares. That was the last thing we
needed. If I wasn't so aggravated that
it sapped my energy, I might have broken a few necks.
Between Queens Plaza and
36th Street, I turned to Sylvia. I
couldn't believe she recovered so quickly.
Although she was asleep, I sensed she wanted to live her life. I still wanted to find the bastards who
tried to kill us, but she wouldn't let that stop her from being my wife. God, I thought, how I wish I was as strong.
I kissed her forehead. She stirred, stretched and turned her lips
to mine. We pulled each other closer,
unconcerned about anyone else watching.
And we didn't need a stupid 21-year-old song to spur us on, either.